I'm Sorry...Asshole Dog Greeting Card
Apologize for your dog with this convenient checklist card. Because sometimes... your dog is an asshole.
CARD DETAILS
These greeting cards are printed on 100% cotton cover paper and paired with a kraft envelope. They are hand letterpress printed on our vintage printing presses. Designed, printed and packaged in our Lawrence, Kansas studio. Singles are packaged individually in a clear protective sleeve. Boxes are packaged in a clear plastic box.
- Size: 4.25"x5.5"
- Folded, blank inside
Standard shipping takes 3 - 7 business days to most addresses.
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New & unused products can be returned within 30 days of original purchase date with proof of purchase. Easy and free in-store returns are available - just bring in your products and online order confirmation and we'll process your refund for you.
Refunds will be credited to the original form of payment. For returns without receipt or proof of purchase, store credit will be issued.
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MAIL IT FOR ME
We'll hand-write your message and send your card straight to your loved one, anywhere within the U.S. at no additional charge (that’s right, postage is on us!). Just include your recipient's name and address and your short message (must easily fit within a standard greeting card). We'll take care of the rest!