French for shit. For when ish hits the fan!
- Greeting: "Merde!" (Blank Inside)
- Printing: Black Matte Foil
- Card size: 5.5" x 4.25", Folded
- Paper: thick colored stock with coordinating A2 envelope
In-stock Orders are shipped within 2 - 3 business days. Personalized orders generally take approximately 2 - 3 weeks - see product description for specific details.
Standard shipping takes 3 - 7 business days to most addresses. Click here for our full Shipping policy.
New & unused products can be returned within 30 days of original purchase date with proof of purchase. Easy and free in-store returns are available - just bring in your products and online order confirmation and we'll process your refund for you.
Refunds will be credited to the original form of payment. For returns without receipt or proof of purchase, store credit will be issued. Click here for our full Returns policy.
MAIL IT FOR ME
We'll hand-write your message and send your card straight to your loved one, anywhere within the U.S. at no additional charge (that’s right, postage is on us!). Just include your recipient's name and address and your short message (must easily fit within a standard greeting card). We'll take care of the rest!