There's a lot you never thought you'd have to say. But now you're a parent.
Our "Boogers Are Not a Snack" card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press. Part of our "Things I Never Thought I'd Say as a Parent" card series.
- Paper: Bright White, Tree-Free 100% Cotton Paper
- Ink: Black
- Envelope: Neon Green.
- Size: 4.25" x 5.5"
- Folded card, blank inside
- Hand Made in US
In-stock Orders are shipped within 2 - 3 business days. Personalized orders generally take approximately 2 - 3 weeks - see product description for specific details.
Standard shipping takes 3 - 7 business days to most addresses. Click here for our full Shipping policy.
New & unused products can be returned within 30 days of original purchase date with proof of purchase. Easy and free in-store returns are available - just bring in your products and online order confirmation and we'll process your refund for you.
Refunds will be credited to the original form of payment. For returns without receipt or proof of purchase, store credit will be issued. Click here for our full Returns policy.