SNARKY GIFTS

Book Club Cocktail Napkins
OK... We’ll call it that if it means I can get out of the house for a bit! Get the party started with these premium 3-ply (aka it feels fancy) foil stamped napkins. Made & Printed in the USA 5" x 5" 20 napkins per...

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Always Younger Birthday Card
You know who this card is for... that special friend who loves you even when you "tell it like it is" "I Will Always Be Younger Than You. Happy Birthday" Printed on soft white paper and paired with a slate gray envelope Slate Gray...

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Poor Judgement - Tea Towel
Let's face it... we all know a little "poor judgement" is where true life experience comes from! "Good judgement comes from experience. And experience, well... that comes from poor judgement!" Designed and printed in Arizona, this premium Artisan Tea Towel is made of 100%...

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Emotional Support Undies Card
When you want someone to know you've got them covered... support all the way! This card is letterpress printed on a vintage Windmill press in Raleigh, NC. 100% cotton paper Blank inside Kraft envelope and cello sleeve A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")

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Get Wild Cocktail Napkin
Remember when "getting wild" meant something other than staying up past 9:30pm? 20 napkins per pack Foil stamped in the USA Cellophane wrapped 5" x 5"

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Track Suits Anniversary Card
Card Text: "Is this the anniversary when we buy matching track suits?" First... paper. Second... cotton. Third... leather. This one... velour. Yep, it fits! A2 size (4.25" x 5.5") Blank inside Kraft envelope Letterpress printed in USA on heavy, cotton paper.

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How Many Greeting Card
How many birthdays CAN one person have?! For those friends that keep the celebrations coming. Letterpress printed in USA on heavy, cotton paper Blank inside A2 size (4.25" x 5.5") Kraft envelope, cello sleeved

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Over the Hill - Birthday Card
Send em’ a card that really speaks to where they’re at in life: pretty close to the end of it. Hand Letterpress printed 100% cotton paper Blank inside Includes a kraft envelope 4.25" x 5.5" Made in United States

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Don't Know Us Cocktail Napkin
Channel that main character energy, cocktail napkin style. Encourage your guests to have a good time with these premium foil stamped napkins. 3-ply (aka it feels fancy). Made & Printed in the USA. 5" x 5" 20 napkins per pack

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Bucket List - Tea Towel
The perfect Bucket List for all of you wine lovers out there! Designed and printed in Arizona, this premium Artisan Tea Towel is made of 100% Cotton heavy weight fabric with reinforced seams and a hanging loop for easy display. White with black text...

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The Good Shit Leather Coaster
You've found the perfect unique and surprising gift item for the beer or cocktail lovers in your life! Our "The Good Shit" leather coasters are cut and pressed by hand from some of the thickest and finest harness leather available. They patina beautifully as...

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Cougar Greeting Card
For the Cougar (Cat Lady) in your life - this is a perfect Birthday or any day card! Letterpress printed by hand on a vintage Windmill press in Raleigh, NC. 100% cotton paper Blank inside Includes a kraft envelope Size 4.25" x 5.5" Made...

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Light A F*ing Candle Soy Candle
This is the perfect gift candle for those "snarky" people in your life! With colorful vintage apothecary vibes, this hand-crafted candle carries a unique scent blend developed by Sugarhouse Leather. Made with 100% all-natural, clean-burning soy wax and fragrance oils in half pint tin...

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Starters and Pre-Drinking Cocktail Napkins
Why not add a little sass to your next cocktail party?! They even make a great hostess gift with a bottle of wine! "I'd like to thank whoever invented starters and pre-drinking, eating before eating and drinking before drinking is absolute genius." Pack of...

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It Takes A Village Kitchen Towel
Add a touch of humor to your kitchen with this great tea towel - perfect for anyone who has kids! Made from high-quality cotton, it's both practical and funny, featuring a witty design that is sure to bring a smile to your face! They...

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Baby Advice Card
Every new parent needs as much good advice as they can get. Our new parent card is letterpress printed on a vintage Windmill press in Raleigh, NC. 100% cotton paper Blank inside Kraft envelope and cello sleeve A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")

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Wine & Great Cocktail Napkin
Limitless self love & bottomless vino. Now that’s a party! Encourage your guests to have a good time with these premium foil stamped napkins. 3-ply (aka it feels fancy) Made & Printed in the USA 5" x 5" 20 napkins per pack Light purple...

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See that Birthday Suit Card
OK... this one's not for everyone! But oh how perfect for the one it IS for! "Let's See That Birthday Suit" Printed on soft white paper and paired with a slate gray envelope Slate gray print Blank inside 5.5 x 4.25 inches Made in...

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WTF Sticky Notes
No matter WTF you need to note, make sure it gets noticed with this classic Knock Knock sticky note–now with a supremely stylish new look. It's just as colorful and witty as all your brilliant (or WTF) thoughts. -WTF makes a funny office gift?...

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Forget - Birthday Card
Don't you just feel awful when you forget someone's birthday? Make them (and you) feel better with this perfect belated birthday card, letterpress printed on a vintage Windmill press in Raleigh, NC. 100% cotton paper Blank inside Includes a kraft envelope Size 4.25" x...

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