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Fitness Is My Passion - Tea Towel

Fitness Is My Passion - Tea Towel

Fitness is extremely important, and exercising muscle groups regularly is the key to consistent personal health. So open a bottle of wine whenever you can, and work it! Designed and printed in Arizona, this premium Artisan Tea Towel is made of 100% Cotton heavy weight...
$15.00
$15.00
Sarcasm and Wine - Tea Towel

Sarcasm and Wine - Tea Towel

We represent all kinds of girls here - especially the ones made from sarcasm and wine and everything fine! Designed and printed in Arizona, this premium Artisan Tea Towel is made of 100% Cotton heavy weight fabric with reinforced seams and a hanging loop...
$15.00
$15.00
A Girl Who Drinks Whiskey - Tea TowelA Girl Who Drinks Whiskey - Tea Towel

A Girl Who Drinks Whiskey - Tea Towel

Designed and printed in Arizona, this premium Artisan Tea Towel is made of 100% Cotton heavy weight fabric with reinforced seams and a hanging loop for easy display. White with black text that highlights any decor. Individually wrapped in a minimalist band with towel...
$15.00
$15.00
Got Older Birthday Card

Got Older Birthday Card

Getting older is inevitable - some people just wear it so well!  This birthday card is letterpress printed on a vintage Windmill press in Raleigh, NC. 100% cotton paper Blank inside Kraft envelope and cello sleeve A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
$5.50
$5.50
Don't Be Awkward Cocktail Napkin

Don't Be Awkward Cocktail Napkin

My daily manifestation/affirmation/prayer. Prep yourself for socialization with these premium foil stamped cocktail napkins. 3-ply (aka it feels fancy) Made & Printed in the USA. 5" x 5" 20 napkins per pack Foil stamped Made in the USA
$9.50
$9.50
Awesome Dog Card

Awesome Dog Card

Let's face it, the dogs always charm us more. This greeting card is letterpress printed on a vintage Windmill press in Raleigh, NC. Each card is 100% cotton paper, blank inside, includes a kraft envelope and cello sleeve. A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
$5.50
$5.50
Fuck Gift Wrap SheetFuck Gift Wrap Sheet

Fuck Gift Wrap Sheet

An all-occasion wrapping paper with many people's favorite word all over it! Yes please! The perfect f-ing gift wrap for your snarky, sweary loved ones. Sturdy 20"W x 26"L white paper with diamond-shaped "FUCK" text Sold as a single sheet Lovingly designed in Chicago,...
$5.50
$5.50
Bitch Face Doesn't Rest - Gibson Girl Sticker

Bitch Face Doesn't Rest - Gibson Girl Sticker

Your BFF will love this "Bitch Face Doesn't Rest" vinyl sticker featuring Charles Dana Gibson's Gibson Girl illustration.  Great for sticking just about anywhere... on your computer, drinking glasses, purse, wherever! Size: 3" x 3-1/2" Paper: Vinyl Made in the USA
$4.00
$4.00
The More People I Meet... Sticker

The More People I Meet... Sticker

Tell the truth all you dog lovers... This great sticker does just that! "The More People I Meet The More I Like My Dog" Perfect for your computer, water bottle, book bag, just about anyplace!  Sticker Dimensions: 3" x 2.06"  Made in the USA
$5.00
$5.00
What To Get Done So I Can Have A Drink PadWhat To Get Done So I Can Have A Drink Pad

What To Get Done So I Can Have A Drink Pad

The carrot-and-stick approach works because rewards are an innate inducement to good behavior. With this pad as your prompt, check off items on your list and treat yourself to a nice adult beverage after you've completed all, most, or even just a few of...
$9.75
$9.75
Thank You So F*ing Much Card

Thank You So F*ing Much Card

A beautiful sweary foil Thank You card to share how much gratitude you really feel. Greeting: "Thank you so fucking much" All of our greeting cards are handprinted (one at a time) on vintage midcentury Chandler & Price letterpress printing presses or foil presses. ...
$6.00
$6.00

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  • Margaritas - Tea TowelMargaritas - Tea Towel

    Margaritas - Tea Towel

    We hate when this happens...or maybe we love it. Either way, if you know anyone who has a problem with their protein shakes mysteriously turning out as margaritas, they'll love this beautifully made kitchen towel! Designed and printed in Arizona, this premium Artisan Tea...
    $15.00
    $15.00
  • Mr. Rogers - Tea TowelMr. Rogers - Tea Towel

    Mr. Rogers - Tea Towel

    Let's face it, sometimes our neighbors let us down. Or sometimes they're just too awesome to handle. Either way, this hilarious tea towel is the perfect gift for a neighbor.  Designed and printed in Arizona, this premium Artisan Tea Towel is made of 100%...
    $15.00
    $15.00
  • Alexa... Make Me A Cocktail - Tea TowelAlexa... Make Me A Cocktail - Tea Towel

    Alexa... Make Me A Cocktail - Tea Towel

    Now THIS is the kind of AI we can get behind. We all look forward to the day when we can say, "Alexa...Make me a cocktail"! Designed and printed in Arizona, this premium Artisan Tea Towel is made of 100% Cotton heavy weight fabric...
    $15.00
    $15.00
  • Margaritas 24:7 - Tea Towel

    Margaritas 24:7 - Tea Towel

    We love tacos around here, that's no secret. If you do too, you'll want to pick up one of these sacred tea towels to show your commitment to serving tacos. "As for me and my house, we will serve tacos.  -Margaritas 24:7" Designed and...
    $15.00
    $15.00
  • Should We Drink Wine Tonight - Tea Towel

    Should We Drink Wine Tonight - Tea Towel

    There are some questions to which the answer is pretty much always "Yes" - such as, "Should we drink wine tonight?" The perfect gift for all of your wine-loving friends. Designed and printed in Arizona, this premium Artisan Tea Towel is made of 100%...
    $15.00
    $15.00
  • If Life Gives You Lemons - Tea Towel

    If Life Gives You Lemons - Tea Towel

    This kitchen towel is a gift within a gift - a piece of wisdom and a beautiful home decor piece, all in one. And hey, we're always here for a good party!  Designed and printed in Arizona, this premium Artisan Tea Towel is made...
    $15.00
    $15.00
  • Fitness Is My Passion - Tea Towel

    Fitness Is My Passion - Tea Towel

    Fitness is extremely important, and exercising muscle groups regularly is the key to consistent personal health. So open a bottle of wine whenever you can, and work it! Designed and printed in Arizona, this premium Artisan Tea Towel is made of 100% Cotton heavy weight...
    $15.00
    $15.00
  • Thought Of Me Gift Bag

    Thought Of Me Gift Bag

    This gift bag keeps it real. We all shop for ourselves and just donate some of our favorite things to some of our favorite people. Why hide it? Kraft paper with cloth handle Made in the USA 10” x 8” x 4” Bag text:...
    $7.00
    $7.00
  • Blah Blah Blah Wine Bag

    Blah Blah Blah Wine Bag

    The perfect bag for the wine-o who loves any wines of all kinds! Kraft paper with cloth handle Printed in USA 15” x 4.5” x 4.5” Bag text: Oaky Fruity Earthy Blah Blah Blah Just Open It
    $7.00
    $7.00
  • Wrapping is Hard Gift Bag

    Wrapping is Hard Gift Bag

    Tell it like it is with this kraft paper gift bag. Wrapping is, in fact, hard. Kraft paper with cloth handle Printed in USA 10” x 8” x 4”
    $7.00
    $7.00
  • Sarcasm and Wine - Tea Towel

    Sarcasm and Wine - Tea Towel

    We represent all kinds of girls here - especially the ones made from sarcasm and wine and everything fine! Designed and printed in Arizona, this premium Artisan Tea Towel is made of 100% Cotton heavy weight fabric with reinforced seams and a hanging loop...
    $15.00
    $15.00
  • In a Home Birthday Card

    In a Home Birthday Card

    As older relatives get up in years, it's a good idea to set reasonable expectations. This birthday card can help.  Letterpress printed in USA on heavy, cotton paper Blank inside A2 size (4.25" x 5.5") Kraft envelope, cello sleeved
    $5.50
    $5.50
  • Party Started Cocktail Napkin

    Party Started Cocktail Napkin

    For the real party animals, who need to be in bed by 11. Setting realistic expectations for your guests is everything.  20 napkins per pack Foil stamped in the USA Cellophane wrapped 5" x 5"
    $9.50
    $9.50
  • Way Here Wine Bag

    Way Here Wine Bag

    You thought I would plan ahead? Ha! Here's a bottle I grabbed on my way here. 4.5" x 4.5" x 15" Heavy Kraft paper with black twill handle Made in the USA Bag wording: I GOT THIS ON MY WAY HERE
    $7.00
    $7.00
  • F* Embroidered Tea TowelF* Embroidered Tea Towel

    F* Embroidered Tea Towel

    Our embroidered 'F*' tea towel brings a playful touch to the kitchen. Grab one for yourself and your favorite party host!  17" x 24" 100% Cotton Embroidered design Dry clean Designed with love in Savannah, Georgia
    $20.00
    $20.00
  • I'm Just A Girl - Tea TowelI'm Just A Girl - Tea Towel

    I'm Just A Girl - Tea Towel

    This kitchen towel rings true for oh so many of us. Gift it to your girls who are fellow salad-eating, cupcake lovers.  Premium Artisan Tea Towel 100% Cotton, heavy weight fabric with reinforced seams and hanging loop Measures 20x28" Designed and printed in Arizona....
    $15.00
    $15.00
  • A Girl Who Drinks Whiskey - Tea TowelA Girl Who Drinks Whiskey - Tea Towel

    A Girl Who Drinks Whiskey - Tea Towel

    Designed and printed in Arizona, this premium Artisan Tea Towel is made of 100% Cotton heavy weight fabric with reinforced seams and a hanging loop for easy display. White with black text that highlights any decor. Individually wrapped in a minimalist band with towel...
    $15.00
    $15.00
  • Breakfast Wine Jumbo Stackable MugBreakfast Wine Jumbo Stackable Mug

    Breakfast Wine Jumbo Stackable Mug

    Is 9am too early? Our "Breakfast Wine" coffee mug has a gold foil imprint and is perfect for your coffee, tea or wine. Oversize 16oz. Ceramic Mug Gold Foil Lettering Stackable Hand Wash Only Do Not Microwave
    $17.60
    $22.00
    $17.60
  • Got Older Birthday Card

    Got Older Birthday Card

    Getting older is inevitable - some people just wear it so well!  This birthday card is letterpress printed on a vintage Windmill press in Raleigh, NC. 100% cotton paper Blank inside Kraft envelope and cello sleeve A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
    $5.50
    $5.50
  • Way Here Birthday Card

    Way Here Birthday Card

    Go ahead - admit it! They'll love you for the birthday wish anyway! Letterpress printed on a vintage Windmill press in Raleigh, NC. 100% cotton paper Blank inside Kraft envelope and cello sleeve A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
    $5.50
    $5.50

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